The book addresses many unusual an oft under-discussed social situations...
Theatre conduct... at a Bernard Shaw Play
When the lines fairly sizzle don't attempt a shocked expression--the fact that you are there is sufficient for the world to know you're over seven.
One can only imagine the etiquette for a production of Hair.
How about this wedding tip...
Mormon tips for Weddings
To avoid jealousy it is well to marry your wives in alphabetical order.Something Bill Henderson, on Big Love, might have tried. There was Barb, then Nicolette. Then Margene, who was clearly a troublemaker and then there was an attempt to marry Ana which caused untold problems... so clearly this alphabetical thing shows promise.
My favorite piece of advice is how to behave at a...
Cannibal Reception on a South Sea Island
If the daughter of the chief falls in love with the missionary he should remember that it is better to be a husband than a fricassee.
I can't tell you the times I have uttered those exact words.
Oh, behave. This appeals. It really does.
ReplyDeleteWonder how Emily would react at "Anna Nicole Smith," the opera!
ReplyDeletethat story about bernard shaw makes me laugh so hard hahaha!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Mom relied on Amy Vanderbilt and I've kept the book out of sentimentality, but it does offer the occasionally useful idea, like appropriate gifts for specific occasions.
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